Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and gorgeous. They’re too captivating to be from this planet, and they like it that way. Earthmen can’t resist them and rarely survive encounters with them. They find humor in horror, confront the ghastly with laughter and loss of clothing, and leave dead bodies and satisfied smiles in their wake.
Book 1: Dayzee Dazzle and the Kildare Killers
After Dayzee dodges gunfire in a swanky Beverly Hills hotel, she calls her best friends, the beautiful twins Marilyn and Sophia, to watch her back. They quickly learn that something much more deadly and otherworldly than a common sniper has been sent to kill them all. They manage to survive the assassin’s many attacks and learn that it can be destroyed only by a gruesome yet comical encounter in a plush bedroom of Dayzee’s mansion in the Flats.
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Book 2 – Dayzee Dazzle and Her Manic Mansion
After surviving the first assassin that the Guild sent, Dayzee and the twins soon find that another, more conniving force has been dispatched to eradicate them from Earth. This one can do the usual fun stuff, like reanimate corpses, but it also has the power to possess anything made of wood. Dayzee’s entire mansion becomes a nightmare of attacking doors, trim boards, and furniture, all aimed at killing them. At least until it realizes just how beautiful the three of them are, causing it to go from simply murderous to murderous and amorous.
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Book 3 – Dayzee Dazzle and the On-Set Onslaught
The time has come to begin shooting the reality show, “Kildare in the Hills,” in Dayzee Dazzle’s mansion in the Beverly Hills Flats. Dayzee and her best friends, Marilyn and Sophia, a.k.a. the Kildare Killers, are sure to become even bigger stars. What could possibly go wrong? Well, her house might just have a few dark secrets of its own. Lights . . . camera . . . bedlam!
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Book4 – Dayzee Dazzle and the Cadaver Collectors
The Cadaver Collectors deliver an unprecedented level of destruction to Dayzee’s mansion in the Flats of Beverly Hills as they seek corpses to consume. As the gigantic house burns around them, they all try one last desperate ploy to lure some unknown savior through the portal hidden deep under Dayzee’s house. And what they succeed in summoning offers a rescue that is depraved and deadly and changes lives forever.
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